Ten things I love about Tex and Maggie:
- I’ve never had to tell them about the starving kids in China, they'll eat anything.
- Some people call them stubborn, I think it's cool they refuse to do stupid pet tricks.
- They don’t care what kind of car you drive, as long as you roll the window down and let the wind blow in their ears.
- They make great air guitars.
- They’re not going to tell anyone that you’ve been known to do the occasional interpretive dance.
- It's all or nothing with them – they either love you or hate you.
- Doesn’t matter if you come home from holiday or from taking the garbage out – they’re always damn happy to see you.
- They love sharing your eggs over easy and don’t get bent out of shape if you break the yolk.
- They knew all along that there were no weapons of mass destruction.
- Their tails act as barometers - curled if they’re happy – down if they’re sad. Shouldn’t people be that easy to read?
2 comments:
and they help get rid of annoying raven
As a nurse, whenever I'm around a pug I think I need to start artificial respiration! Takes some getting used to- all that noise and gasping!!
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