One thing about it, life with Tom is never boring. This is his latest theory:
Shortly after Obama becomes President, men in black suits meet with him privately to explain the “real situation”. It goes something like this…….
- Yes, aliens really do exist and have already visited planet earth, and they promise to return.
- Iran already has the bomb
- The descendants of the Nazis are living in an underground ice-bunker in Antarctica (trust me, don’t ask about this one)
- JFK was assassinated by two gunmen – one shooting from the Texas school book depository – and the other from a large storm drain. The kill shot came from the drain. Tom knew about this in 1984, years before X-Files came out.
- Sir Francis Drake was the first European to visit the west coast of North America (Courtenay, British Columbia). This is a well documented fact, but Drake "fudged" the latitude / longitude by 10 degrees to keep this info from the Spanish.
- Maradona’s “hand of god” was really just an illegal hand-ball and he knew it all along
3 comments:
What kind of drugs is he on? LOL!
I'm sure the Men in Black suits will also be informing the new President of the moon landing hoax - confirming that Armstrong and Buzz Alderin were mere actors, and that Armstrong didn't make his giant leap for mankind 240,000 miles from earth... he was really only 90 miles from Las Vagas.
Don't forget that Marilyn Monroe was killed by the CIA too....she knew too much....pillow talk...
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