One thing about it, life with Tom is never boring. This is his latest theory:
Shortly after Obama becomes President, men in black suits meet with him privately to explain the “real situation”. It goes something like this…….
- Yes, aliens really do exist and have already visited planet earth, and they promise to return.
- Iran already has the bomb
- The descendants of the Nazis are living in an underground ice-bunker in Antarctica (trust me, don’t ask about this one)
- JFK was assassinated by two gunmen – one shooting from the Texas school book depository – and the other from a large storm drain. The kill shot came from the drain. Tom knew about this in 1984, years before X-Files came out.
- Sir Francis Drake was the first European to visit the west coast of North America (Courtenay, British Columbia). This is a well documented fact, but Drake "fudged" the latitude / longitude by 10 degrees to keep this info from the Spanish.
- Maradona’s “hand of god” was really just an illegal hand-ball and he knew it all along